Scientists at the University of Hazard's behavioral and psychological analysis division have revealed that firstborns are troublesom...
Scientists at the University of Hazard's behavioral and psychological analysis division have revealed that firstborns are troublesome.
Dr. Xavier Wolverine, the varsity chancellor, published the results of a decade-long study. The research was a collaboration between philologists, philosophists, and expert child psychologists.
The team was divided into various groups that tackled the many branches found in child psychology. Many were, at first skeptical about the study when it was initiated. But, the scientists were able to quickly disperse the many negative rumors spread by naysayers.
"Firstborns are monsters, this is because they love acting like they are deputy parents!", exclaimed Professor Xavier.
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